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A collection of interesting wedding quotes and sayings from famous people.

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Be it your wedding day or of someone special, weddings are unforgettable events that involve a lot of merrymaking, fun, celebrations and gaiety. Wedding customs and traditions vary greatly across the globe yet the quintessence remains the same. Weddings create memories, be it you taking vows or sharing touching remarks, or shedding tears of joy. Wedding quotes and sayings can be romantic and soppy at the same time. If you are looking for some popular quotable quotations or thoughts that you wish to include in your wedding speech or your wedding invitation or to the decor, we have you covered. We have rounded some popular and famous quotations and sayings which can express your emotions on your wedding day or on the wedding of someone special. If you wish, you may keep the tissues handy.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Well, what I mean is that I shouldn't mind being a bride at a wedding, if I could be one without having a husband.

Well, what I mean is that I shouldn't mind being a bride at a wedding, if I could be one without having a husband.
Thomas Hardy

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.
Christopher Walken

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
Amy Sedaris

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
Lord Byron

I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck.

I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck.
Sandra Bullock

I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it's not about the ring and it's not about the wedding. It's a grave thing, getting married. And it's easy to get swept up in the wrong things.

I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it's not about the ring and it's not about the wedding. It's a grave thing, getting married. And it's easy to get swept up in the wrong things.
Gwyneth Paltrow

I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.

I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.
Paris Hilton

Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset.

Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset.
Emily Blunt

In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.

In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.
Michael J. Fox

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Dorothy Parker

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.
Adam Sandler

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Lord Byron

Narciso Rodriguez was my first fashion big brother. He made my wedding dress, which was wonderful.

Narciso Rodriguez was my first fashion big brother. He made my wedding dress, which was wonderful.
Claire Danes

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.
Humphrey DeForest Bogart

Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset.
Emily Blunt

His wedding gift, clasped round my throat. A choker of rubies, two inches wide, like an extraordinarily precious slit throat.

His wedding gift, clasped round my throat. A choker of rubies, two inches wide, like an extraordinarily precious slit throat.
Angela Carter

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.
Ryan Gosling

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
Barbara De Angelis

I've never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I, of course, used to crash parties. Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit, and you have to have information in case someone catches you. You have to know at least some names and something.
Christopher Walken

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
James Thurber

The calla lilies are in bloom again. Such a strange flower—suitable to any occasion. I carried them on my wedding day, and now I place them here in memory of something that has died.

The calla lilies are in bloom again. Such a strange flower—suitable to any occasion. I carried them on my wedding day, and now I place them here in memory of something that has died.
Katharine Hepburn

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx

I found out I was pregnant seven days after my wedding. I was on honeymoon with my family.

I found out I was pregnant seven days after my wedding. I was on honeymoon with my family.
Bryce Dallas Howard

The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.

The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.
Brian May

I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.

I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.
Matthew McConaughey

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Groucho Marx

I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before.

I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before.
Jared Leto

Victoria heard across the wedding reception dance floor

Victoria heard across the wedding reception dance floor "You're loveable"!
Danielle Steel