100 Tina Fey Quotes That Are Just So Wise
Unapologetic, unbreakable lady-boss Tina Fey is an inspiring example of 'Girl Power'. Hailing from a non-cinema background, Tina grew up to be an actress, comedian, theatre artist, screen writer and producer. She's remembered for her unbelievable acting talent in '30 Rock', 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' and 'Saturday night'. Scarred from a traumatic childhood experience, where a stranger slashed her face, Tina proudly wears the knife-mark without any worries. This didn't prevent her from growing into a beautiful celebrity. She proved to the world that women can be great comedians. She has a long list of awards to her 'wall of fame' including 2 Golden Globes, 4 Writer's Guild of America, 9 Emmies and 5 Screen Actors Guild awards for 17 movies and 19 TV shows. Her sensational autography 'Bossypants' was nominated for the Grammy Award. The book became a bestseller within five weeks. Fey is the youngest recipient of Mark Twain Prize for American Humor for her comic skills. She and Amy ruled the 70th Golden Globe Awards as hosts, generating the highest ratings among other award ceremonies of the decade. Mother of two kids, Fey isn't bothered by old age. She doesn't get caught up in Hollywood competition and often hands out an advice or two for teenagers and women. Her life has been very inspiring. We have curated some of her funniest and most empowering quotes from her speeches, interviews, characters etc. Here are some of Tina Fey's witty quotes about motherhood, celebrity, homophobia, strip club, life etc.
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?
Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
By the way, when Oprah Winfrey is suggesting you may have overextended yourself, you need to examine your fucking life.
In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.
You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.
Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.
THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, only opportunities.
Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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[T]he definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.
It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.
The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.
I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do.
Never tell a crazy person he’s crazy.
This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.
Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.
And I can see Russia from my house.
You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
