30 Top Tongue In Cheek Steve Carell Quotes

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you.

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Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

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I have flaws, what are they? Oh, I don't know, I sing in the shower, sometimes I spend too much time volunteering, occasionally I'll hit someone with my car.

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Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.” — Dan Burns

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We stole the Statue of Liberty…! [the minions cheer] …the small one, from Las Vegas!” [the cheers stop] — as Gru

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It is St Patrick's Day and here at Scranton, that is a huge deal... It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.

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You all took a life here today. The life of the party.

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I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

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He turned the gun sideways! That’s a kill shot!

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Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.

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It's not a master plan to do every remake and every recreation of icons. It's just what I've been hired to do.

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It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with.

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In my wildest dreams i never thought- well, I never thought I'd work

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I think a character in a comedy should not know they`re in a comedy.

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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.

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You may look around, and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind.

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I'm an early bird and I'm an owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.

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That is a perfectly good mini Christmas tree. We are going to sell that to charity because that is what Christmas is all about.

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So Ryan got promoted to corporate, where he is a big fish in a little pond. Where as back here in Scranton I'm still top dog, in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss, the dog or the fish?

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They say that when you find true love, you know within the first 24 hours. Well with Carol I knew within the first 24 minutes... of the second day that I met her.

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These are not my shoes.

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There are ten rules of business that you need to know... You have to play to win, but you need to win to play... I'll give you the other nine after lunch.

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Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?

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I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

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Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

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I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me.

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I hate hospitals, in my mind they are associated with sickness.

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I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!” — Hammy, the Squirrel

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I don`t think of myself as funny- I don`t fill up a room with my humor...I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.

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Will I tell them? No, as a Doctor you wouldn't tell a patient if they were dying of cancer.

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