82 Seth MacFarlane Quotes That Will Take You To Your Childhood
The only problem is time.
You gotta keep the funny intact.
What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
If something sticks around long enough that it makes it to seasonal D.V.D. release, I'll watch it. That's how I watched 'The Sopranos'.
When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.
Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.
When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you would have been a Capricorn 2,000 years ago.
Evolution doesn't care whether you believe in it or not, no more than gravity does. I want to rekindle excitement over what we've achieved as a species with the space program. We can't afford to regress back to the days of superstition.
I don't smoke much pot anymore.
Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.
The relationship between Aquaman and Aqualad should be investigated.
Religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.
I hate people who say 'Just to play devil's advocate.'
My dad always played Anne Murray in the car on the way to the dump when I was a kid.
Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire.
I distrust all television doctors.
I'm from Connecticut, and we don't have any dialects. Well, I don't think we have any dialects, and yeah, it's very complex. That Rhode Island/Massachusetts New England region is arguably the hardest dialect to nail.
The problem with the cable networks is the lack of money, not from personal income but as far as show budget.
Obviously I'm a big fan of 'South Park', but it gets tiring at times when there's so much of it.
We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny.
I had - I was pretty hell bent on getting into the cartoon business specifically as an artist from the get-go.
You don't want to be nasty for the sake of being nasty.
I was about two years old when I first started drawing recognizable characters.
There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!'
On a certain day, I will tweet five times, and then I'll go four days without tweeting at all. It really depends on what time allows. Twitter, priority-wise, has to come after the work is done.
'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.
If I were to do a musical, I think I would rather make a film musical.
People do that on Facebook and it's the dumbest thing in the world. I don't care what your dinner looks like. Stop cluttering up the Internet with pictures of your dinner.
