32 Great Quotes By John Cleese For Your Doze Of Laughter
He who laughs most, learns best
And now for something completely different . . .
Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.
Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn.
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play
Nothing will stop you being creative more effectively as the fear of making a mistake.
How to defend yourself against a banana
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand. ~ Brian Stimpson, Clockwise
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!
I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.
Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.
We don't know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops.
This is the extraordinary thing about creativity: If just you keep your mind resting against the subject in a friendly but persistent way, sooner or later you will get a reward from your unconscious.
Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries
Laughter is a force for democracy.
What's the bleedin' point?
The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.
Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it.
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We moved back to the Raffles', then back to Devon (to Horrabridge, where I saw a spider so big I could hear its footsteps).
OTTO. Apes don't read philosophy. WANDA. Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it.
Only a few things in life matter a little. The rest don’t matter at all.
The French have so many civil wars, they can win one now and again.
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Whose fault is it, then? Dennis Compton's (Basil Fawlty)
One of our professors described a lecture as 'a mystical process by which the notes on the pad of the lecturer pass on to the pad of the student, without passing through the mind of either'.
One minute, I was saying, “Hello, Mr. Bunny!” and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me.
British journalists tend to believe that people who become good at something do so because they seek fame and fortune. This is because these are the sole motives of people who become British journalists.
Yes, I know it’s easy to make fun of the organised churches, but has it occurred to anyone to wonder why it’s so easy?
