22 Bam Margera Quotes You Should Bookmark

Famous As: American Former Professional Skateboarder, Stunt Performer

Born On: 1979

Born In: West Chester, Pennsylvania, United States

Age: 45 Years

Bam Margera is a celebrated American filmmaker, musician, professional skateboarder, and stunt performer. He rose to fame when he joined the main cast of ‘Jackass,’ an MTV reality comedy television series. He also starred in various other MTV shows, including ‘Bam’s Unholy Reunion’ and ‘Viva La Bam.’ He also appeared in all the ‘Jackass’ movies. He starred, directed, and co-wrote the independent comedy film ‘Haggard: The Movie’ and ‘Minghags: The Movie.’ We have curated some popular quotes and sayings by Bam Margera which have been extracted from his movies, thoughts, interviews, tweets, dialogues, public utterances and life.

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Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.
Bam Margera

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
Bam Margera

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
Bam Margera

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
Bam Margera

Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
Bam Margera

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
Bam Margera

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
Bam Margera

Nothing is really 'safe'.
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Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'
Trying
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It's kinda all about image.
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I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
Bam Margera

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
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I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
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I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.
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I want to make my own movie.
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I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.

I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
Bam Margera

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
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I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
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I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
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I don't like Paris so much.
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Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.

Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
Bam Margera

I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.
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