23 Famous Quotes By Bob Hope That Are Rib Tickling

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Think

Bob Hope

  

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Past Happiness

Bob Hope

  

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You

Bob Hope

  

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

  

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I

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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Bob Hope

  

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

You Money Will Need

Bob Hope

  

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom.

I

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If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

You Heart

Bob Hope

  

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Past Happiness

Bob Hope

  

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

I

Bob Hope

  

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

You Heart

Bob Hope

  

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Love

Bob Hope

  

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

Art I

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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Time I

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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

Culture

Bob Hope

  

I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

I

Bob Hope

  

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Time I

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People who blow kisses are hoplessly lazy.

Bob Hope

  

If you were to be loved be loveable

You

Bob Hope

  

People who throw kisses are helplessly lazy

Bob Hope

  

Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage.

You

Bob Hope